PUKING SHARKS ARE GREAT.

My friend Connor did up this sick deal for me on photoshop. You know I love sharks especially when they have neon psychedelic puke coming out of their mouth. He also a member super cool band called Waters. They're from up North, really dig what they're doing.

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Lots of videos these days, but this is legit and kind of makes me say what the fuck?? At the same time. I don't think that poor alpaca likes to surf all that much! Better Video wouldn't let me embed!

Blow YOUR Back Out

This song would have any chick begging to be your wifey. Boys take notes.

Baby hold up just a second u told me
You feel neglected so I'm tryna get you naked
To see if ya boy can help it don't take it as
Disrespected but bump and grind is a blessin
Ay ya boy can spend tha night or something
(are u jokin) well I was just checkin
Is it wrong to wanna fuck use tha fingers to warm
You up havin my dick all in ya gut while I'm grippin grabbin ya butt skirt hikin with no hut
Let's digg in them love cuts so tell me that I can bless it I'll taste it before I test it.

So thankful for the last few days of heat! I can feel summer coming.

Here's to Monday

And wishing you were still in LEO CARILLO

little Leahtarded makes the trip better

Yum Yum Smores

The Homie Darren in some WOR windbreaker Inflatable beds are for kooks! (just kidding)

me in HEAVEN! MAKE SURE YOU HIT BABY BLUE UP IF YOU PLAN A TRIP UP THERE! thanks xo

Taxonomy Tuesday

Two horns are mos def better than one.
Today I will tell you the taxonomy of a Narwhal. Cause those things are cute!

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Suborder: Odontoceti

Family: Monodontidae

Genus: Monodon

Species: M. monoceres

I don't know about anyone else, but I love being able to throw down latin. Makes me feel smart even if I have no clue what I'm saying.

About three years back a friend and I had a math class together, i used to draw weird shit and pass it to her in a note, and she would draw the sickest drawings of narwhals for me. She also did seals really well too. After ripping apart the deepest corners of all my drawers I couldn't for the life of me find any of our old drawings! I did however find in my year book a lovely note from her saying, "wipe my butt and lick my barf." I swear we were close.

Help me Rhonda

Mondays are for The Beach Boys and nerding out.

I Get Around

Barbara Ann

Little Deuce Coupe

That Dennis Wilson sure is dreamyyyy.